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One Liners about life ^_^
Sounds like its time to get that Enterprise built! Time does’nt exist. Clocks exists. My mind’s made up, don’t confuse me with facts. Talk is cheap. Until you hire a lawyer. Take my advice — I’m not using it. I got lost in thoughts. It was unfamiliar territory. Sure, I’d love to help you out…
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Smart Idioms – PART V
See eye to eye This idiom is used to say that two (or more people) agree on something. Sit on the fence This is used when someone does not want to choose or make a decision. Speak of the devil! This expression is used when the person you have just been talking about arrives. Steal…
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Funny One Liners
When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. The last thing I want to do is insult you. But it IS on the list. I don’t have a solution, but I do…
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Short Puns
The road to hell is paved with good intentions. When one door shuts, another opens. He who pays the piper calls the tune. You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink. When the going gets tough, the tough get going. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. A fool with…
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Smart Idioms – PART IV
Last straw The final problem in a series of problems. Let sleeping dogs lie Meaning – do not disturb a situation as it is – since it would result in trouble or complications. Let the cat out of the bag To share information that was previously concealed Make a long story short Come to the…
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Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings – PART V
“Don’t make me hit you again!” “You’re going to hit me again? No, don’t do that! I might not survive!” Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today? I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable. “I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I…
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Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings – PART IV
Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really… My loyalty cannot be bought, however, it can be rented. You always do me a favor, when you shut up! What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think? Tell me how…
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Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings – PART III
Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone… I realized I can do so much without you. I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter. I thought I had seen the pinnacle of stupid… Then I met you. I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell…
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Betty Botter’s Better Batter – Tongue Twister
Betty Botter had some butter, “But,” she said, “this butter’s bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, It would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter, That would make my batter better.” So she bought a bit of butter – Better than her bitter butter – And she baked it in her…
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See’s Saw and Soar’s Seesaw – TONGUE TWISTER ^_^
Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now, See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See’s saw Before See sawed Soar’s seesaw, See’s saw would not have sawed Soar’s seesaw. So See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw. But it was sad to see…