- Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really…
- My loyalty cannot be bought, however, it can be rented.
- You always do me a favor, when you shut up!
- What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?
- Tell me how I have upset you, because I want to know how to do it again.
- “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?” “It’s in the phone book.” “But I don’t know your name.” “That’s in the phone book too.” You’re so cool. Any cooler and you would be me.
- If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question.
- Oh… I didn’t tell you…. Then it must be none of your business.
- Just because the voices only talk to me doesn’t mean you should get all jealous. You’re just a little too crazy for their taste.
- Don’t argue with fools, cos people from a distance can’t tell which one is you.