- “Don’t make me hit you again!” “You’re going to hit me again? No, don’t do that! I might not survive!”
- Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?
- I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.
- “I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.”
- Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.
- I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane…
- You’d be in good shape…if you ran as much as your mouth.
- Oh… I didn’t tell you… Then It must be none of your business.
- Sure I’ll help you out…the same way you came in.
- My friends are so much cooler than yours. They’re invisible.