- Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone… I realized I can do so much without you.
- I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.
- I thought I had seen the pinnacle of stupid… Then I met you.
- I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared.
- If had a dollar for every smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.
- Here let me drop what’s important to me and pay attention to you and all of your needs.
- Find your patience before I lose mine.
- Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.
- I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.
- I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.