Funny One Liners


  • When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails.

  • 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

  • Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

  • The last thing I want to do is insult you. But it IS on the list.

  • I don’t have a solution, but I do admire the problem.

  • The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

  • Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.

  • Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.

  • Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?


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