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When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails.
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99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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The last thing I want to do is insult you. But it IS on the list.
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I don’t have a solution, but I do admire the problem.
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The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
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Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.
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Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
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Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?