“Don’t make me hit you again!” “You’re going to hit me again? No, don’t do that! I might not survive!” Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today? I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable. “I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I…

Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really… My loyalty cannot be bought, however, it can be rented. You always do me a favor, when you shut up! What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think? Tell me how…

Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone… I realized I can do so much without you. I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter. I thought I had seen the pinnacle of stupid… Then I met you. I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell…

Betty Botter had some butter, “But,” she said, “this butter’s bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, It would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter, That would make my batter better.” So she bought a bit of butter – Better than her bitter butter – And she baked it in her…

Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now, See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See’s saw Before See sawed Soar’s seesaw, See’s saw would not have sawed Soar’s seesaw. So See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw. But it was sad to see…

CHOOSING THE TOPIC Get the students to choose the topic themselves to make them feel engaged with the writing task. Write the chosen topic on the board. NOTE TAKING Encourage students to close their eyes and think about the topic for a minute or two, in silence. Afterwards give them two minutes to note down…

IDIOM INTRODUCTION Discuss the way people talk. Explain that idioms are phrases that have a meaning different from their literal meaning. Give them examples. Students list as many idioms as they can think of. IDIOM RESEARCH Give students a set of 4-5 idioms to research. For each idiom, students find a definition, an example in…

If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression. Zombies eat brains. You’re safe. You sound better with your mouth closed. If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever I’d agree with…

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. – Steven Wright Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either. I don’t believe in plastic surgery, But in your case, Go ahead. People say that laughter is the best medicine… your face must be curing the world!…