- If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.
- Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
- You sound better with your mouth closed.
- If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever
- I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
- Look at you you’re in perfect shape……………for a circle
- You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
- Expect nothing and you’ll never be disappointed!
- If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
- You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.