- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. – Steven Wright
- Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
- I don’t believe in plastic surgery, But in your case, Go ahead.
- People say that laughter is the best medicine… your face must be curing the world!
- You go girl! And don’t come back.
- I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?
- I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
- If you’ve never met the devil in the road of life, its because you’re both heading in the same direction.
- Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?
- I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.